Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5151 (?)
- SCP-5151 is a ghostly, armored man known as "The Black Knight" who claims to have had many names throughout history, including famous military figures like Zawisza Czarny and Charles Martel, and is believed to be Honos, the Roman god of chivalry. It appears as a male figure in medieval chain mail with a laurel wreath, and its entire being, including its clothes and sword, can pass through solid objects and is immune to physical harm. SCP-5151 does not need to eat or sleep but enjoys doing so, and it kills anyone it deems "dishonorable" by stabbing them and completely draining their blood, leaving no trace. It can form a "blood-pact" with people, creating a burning mark on their hands that causes stress and cannot be removed, even by cutting off the limb, and if the pact is broken, it will relentlessly hunt and kill everyone with the mark, causing their bodies to spontaneously combust. To contain it, the Foundation must accommodate its requests, including weekly combat training with a special task force and a grand banquet, as it becomes violent if its promises are not kept, though it shows sadness when forced to act on broken promises.
- No Pants Subway Ride (?)
- The No Pants Subway Ride is an annual global event where participants ride public transit trains without wearing trousers. Started in New York City in 2002 by Improv Everywhere, it has expanded to over sixty cities worldwide, typically taking place in early January. The event aims to make people laugh, and while some participants have faced legal issues in the past, charges were often dismissed as wearing underwear in public is generally not illegal.